August302014
1AM

xr-ox:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra bonus if you work both of those in the same sentence

(via undercover-witch)

1AM

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via undercover-witch)

August292014

sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

(via teenytigress)

11PM

korra:

people be like “are you really going to miss out on a potential friendship just because someone doesnt share your views on feminism/racism/etc.” and i’m like “ya lol”

(via teenytigress)

11PM

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

(via teenytigress)

11PM

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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(Source: adamshankman, via ifitinsmallplaces)

5PM
konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

(via undercover-witch)

3PM
4AM

mychemicalyaoi:

image

Aoba’s a problem solver

(via swimclubboys)

4AM

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via ifitinsmallplaces)

3AM

(Source: bsaapiers, via -heichoubutt)

3AM

tahariels:

travors:

Video

UNHAND ME VILE KNAVE

(Source: sizvideos, via stewardish)

3AM

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via rad-i-cal)

August282014

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

image

It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via thehilariousblog)

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